Perhaps everything here is just too exciting. Ha. Even the microwave oven seems to be terribly thrilling, judging by the sign next to it:
Use Extreme Caution when using
microwave! Contents of food are hot!
Microwaveable Popcorn is prohibited!
If food is burned and sets off detector:
1st - Open Glass Door/Window to air out!
2nd - Keep front door to room shut as this
will activate entire Hotel Fire Alarm
causing entire Hotel Evacuation!
In Case of Fire Exit Room Immediately!
Why did I sign up for AugNoWriMo? At least I didn't declare any massive goal, just that I'd finish the novella I'm working on now. ("Salt Gang" number 4.) I suppose I can get it done when I get back, if I work at it.